Okay, okay, I really gotta calm down. Be Zen, be Zen, be Zen!

Oh... pleonasm? Did you see the naked cat?

Probably a fail or maybe a epic trolling win? Hmm... Don't know.

Oh... I see what you did there! Nice T-shirt dude, nice T-shirt..

It may want to kill you. Just, be careful and read faster!

Okay, okay, okay. PLEASE STOP saying swag. ENOUGH!

Oh no, the stormtroopers are here. They already got one prisoner.

Sometimes I really feel I should use this repair kit for my computer. Rarely but still...

So... someone has pooped on your carpet. How does that make you feel? Angry? Nervous?

Oh no, there comes the police! It's the flippin cops!