This guy better be disabled because otherwise he will become one.

We must make sure that anybody parking here is disabled. It's nothing personal, it's just how things work.

So what if I'm disabled? That doesn't mean I can't ride a bike.

Ever noticed how most disabled people have ridiculously expensive cars?

Well, at least you got an extra handle in there.

We do care about people with disabilities. We do have a bathroom for this purpose. Too bad you can't get to it.

I think I'll just park my car and occupy three reserved slots.

At least now there won't be any smart ass to occupy the space.

Just hold your wheelchair with one hand and climb with the other. See, it's not that hard.