I bet you weren't expecting some egg ladies, there you go! Hahaha.
Arrghhh.... I knew this egg looked different. Now here's what I've got... argh!
I'm outta here, hahaaaa! I'm first! Nobody here? Okay...I'll wait for you guys.
The egg is a forever alone... Oh, that's too bad. Hahahah!
Good thing you got laid, you are about to be fried alive.
A quite normal explanation about the logic behind the decreasing number of gentlemen.
Come join the party after getting laid.
It's a genuine Godzilla egg, but if you open it quickly it tastes like a watermelon.
They're not healty but at least they'll keep your family fed for an entire week.