If I trust the bank with my money, why aren't they trusting me with their pens? HUH?

The difference between male and female, money stuff. WIN!

Money talks... all they say is goodbye, hahahah.

The difference.. wow. The day before you get paid and the day after you get paid...

Money... Yeah, that's just awesome. At least he wanted to return the rubber band.

Hahahaha, we all know that feeling. Payday.. must make it... arrrrghhhh, so haardddd!!!

Ladies and gentlemeeeeen, may I present to you... 50 CENT! And now, on request.... ONE DOLLAR!

Hmmm... Let's go out tonight you said.... Let me see if I have enough money, hahaaa!

Nillionaires are people that don't have tons or millions of dollars. Great, huh?

I felt good, I did everything that I wanted... but then suddenly the scumbag bank reminded me to cool down.