If you found 5 dollars it means someone lost that money, dumbass.

That exact look on your face after spending all that money on her...

Spaceship blastoff is a worthy cause. I need money for fuel.

I need my family. Please spare some change so I can move back to the forest.

You have to pay for the ride. And money won't save you this time around.

Oh great, it's an ATM. Now we can all get ripped off right now.

And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.

I am too rich and lazy to actually buy food. I'll just eat the money instead.

Yeah, well we did work for the money and we did use that money to pay for this food. Thanks for nothing!

Hope the bills are all heated. I wouldn't want to catch a cold.