I told you, I don't want to sit on the toilet, but you didn't listen to me!

Yay! It's Valentine's Day... Oh no.... This made my day, but... not really. Dude, come on.....

Now that's what I call a strawberry kiss. Literally, hahah!

You drove the dog crazy... Now... you will suffer. Autch!

So.. you say you have a natural beard, right? Pardon me, I don't think so, nice try!

Teamwork cuts both ways. Teamwork brings you victory or defeat.

Very well played. I bet you enjoy your work, or.... mmm... not!

Oh well, my sir, you are not funny! I am Mr. Indignant Starfish, I do not like you, neither your jokes!

Well.. Spiderman can... Seems legit. Great advertising!

You'd better not mess with the dog... Watch out, don't get him mad!