Dammit mom, for the nth time, stop calling me Ethan!
This kid surely has some weird thoughts about his future.
Admit it that you do this too. The moment you are unable to play games on your own you simply pull out that old controller that has nothing to do with your Xbox.
Whenever I feel the need to go for a walk outside I simply grab a leash and take this little human with me.
Honey, I think we'll stick to the gas oven for now. I'm not sure this microwave is worth it.
Actually this is the stroller that your child doesn't deserve, but needs.
Just when you thought you could use the big toilet seat this happens.
Does it happen to everybody who shaves?
Be careful when dealing with super glue. One little drop and you are permanently sealed to anything. And they also bent the steel bar after all these years.
This kid is going to learn the hard way not to mess with the cat's tail unless you are ready to take on some claws on your hand.