I could have told her to unlock the screen orientation, but needed to take a photo first.

This kid has definitely a promising future. Some say that he is even a good candidate for a McJob but I won't get my hopes up.

Poor guy always eats his desk by mistake and has nowhere to sit anymore.

Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.

Practicing is the key to success. Just make sure you don't drown in a bucket.

If you don't check yourself then allow me to do it for you. Just to be safe.

Drowning is extremely easy. Just watch a kid do it. If he can, you can!

Okay, wait for it... Still waiting, nothing happened. I'm hungry.

Master... Excuse me for bothering you. May I sit in front of the TV and watch cartoons, please?

C`mon baby, chill... I'll use this to make you be chill.