Because usual beards are just too mainstream, how about a batbeard?
Look into my beard.... I'm gonna count to three... One, two... Three! LAUGH!
Cool beard. So... remember the Saw series? See the resemblance? Haha!
So.. you say you have a natural beard, right? Pardon me, I don't think so, nice try!
Now that's another inventive way of using your webcam properly, I bet you like it!
I'm just riding my daughter's bike. Have anything else to add before I punch your face?