Because usual beards are just too mainstream, how about a batbeard?

Look into my beard.... I'm gonna count to three... One, two... Three! LAUGH!

Batman's beard. Uhm... Or nope, but still awesome, hahahah!

Mmmmm....nope. Not really, you need a haircut and to shave your beard, that's pretty much it.

Cool beard. So... remember the Saw series? See the resemblance? Haha!

So.. you say you have a natural beard, right? Pardon me, I don't think so, nice try!

Now that's another inventive way of using your webcam properly, I bet you like it!

Is that a ... well, yes.. hmm... nice beard dude!

You look so sweet, just like a rage cartoon.

I'm just riding my daughter's bike. Have anything else to add before I punch your face?