That does not look weird at all. At all.
Definitely college is not a place he will be attending any time soon.
If only there was some genius design that would allow one to simply get shade from the sun without using his hands... like an attachment on a cap.
That's a nice piece of writing right there, but it lacks some common logic.
If only I had a device that would provide some shade for my eyes so I can see the game. Someone somewhere must invent something for this problem.