Definitely college is not a place he will be attending any time soon.
Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!
If only there was some genius design that would allow one to simply get shade from the sun without using his hands... like an attachment on a cap.
That's a nice piece of writing right there, but it lacks some common logic.
Remember to take off those socks when going to the beach. On the bright side,you will probably not get any sunburns on your feet this way.
Remember to apply the sun cream evenly all over your face. Or else end up looking like this girl.
If only I had a device that would provide some shade for my eyes so I can see the game. Someone somewhere must invent something for this problem.
Now you will just have to compare your skin to this sign every 10 minutes and you should be just fine.
This is a good reminder to always take off your socks while staying in the sun all day long.
When the traffic lights have melted you'll know it's too hot to be in a car.