Let's stop laughing and think about the possibility that the barber shop had a power outage. Probably he was told to come back the next day.

If you get poor reception just ask him to stop and place your phone near his head.

Get a haircut and get a good time while you're at it. This barber shop is going to make a killing.

I have cash for brains so don't ask me anything complicated.

Hitler enjoys surfing the web once in a while.

Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.

Wow.. I just don't know what to say. Hahahah, nice hair.

Your haircut is a complete failure. Excuse me.

Oh, you have a really hardcore haircut. Wait, you have a moustache on your forehead!

Why would anybody choose this haircut?! I really can't get it...