I instantly regret making fun of my dog like this. Now I cannot sleep.
My question is how the hell is he going to cut my hair around my ear while I'm on the phone? This is clearly fake!
Let's stop laughing and think about the possibility that the barber shop had a power outage. Probably he was told to come back the next day.
If you get poor reception just ask him to stop and place your phone near his head.
Get a haircut and get a good time while you're at it. This barber shop is going to make a killing.
I have cash for brains so don't ask me anything complicated.
Hitler enjoys surfing the web once in a while.
Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.
Wow.. I just don't know what to say. Hahahah, nice hair.
Your haircut is a complete failure. Excuse me.