Let's stop laughing and think about the possibility that the barber shop had a power outage. Probably he was told to come back the next day.
If you get poor reception just ask him to stop and place your phone near his head.
Get a haircut and get a good time while you're at it. This barber shop is going to make a killing.
I have cash for brains so don't ask me anything complicated.
Hitler enjoys surfing the web once in a while.
Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.
Wow.. I just don't know what to say. Hahahah, nice hair.
Your haircut is a complete failure. Excuse me.
Oh, you have a really hardcore haircut. Wait, you have a moustache on your forehead!
Why would anybody choose this haircut?! I really can't get it...