From the guys that put "man" in mandate.
Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.
Ever wondered what a programmer really is? Ever seen one function with no coffee? Well, there you have it.
Any student will eventually have to agree with this definition. We should even petition to change it in the dictionary.
Stay at home and do something productive. That's when you'll know that you have matured.
Someone else made something awesome? Time to high five yourself a couple of times.