They just don't know anything. They're still putting my cape backwards, hahah!

Okay... so you woke me up. Now tell me, wha` 'sis all about? Haha

Look, I made this! Cool, cool, ain't he something?

Yeah.. well, you're not setting a great example, you know...

Okay, so my wife told me I should drink at home. Challenge accepted!

So... got it? She doesn't want your advice. Thanks. Where can I buy a T-shirt like this one? Haha.

Woah.... This kinda freaked me out. Hahahaha, what's this?!

Very well played, US Airlines, congrats! Only one reindeer per elf admitted.

Arghhh... Don't you just hate when this happens? HAHAHAH NEVER?!

Always a painkiller, always delightful, always hurts somebody but not yourself. Probably.