Good thing you're my mom and not a different one.

Whoever wrote this, I need to have what they had.

For bartenders only, stop stealing our stuff. And we know about your mum!

My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.

Well, if I were you I would get my car out of there. And flee the country just in case.

It has been 5 minutes already and I simply cannot get a proper message no matter what combination I try.

Mom loves you, but if this stuff happens one more time then you will certainly have a bad tasting toothbrush.

So looks like I need to try my luck once again. Just that I’ve eaten 80 cookies so far, with the same message.

Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!