So looks like I was an accident that phoned my mother by accident.
Good thing you're my mom and not a different one.
Whoever wrote this, I need to have what they had.
For bartenders only, stop stealing our stuff. And we know about your mum!
My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.
Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.
So looks like I need to try my luck once again. Just that I’ve eaten 80 cookies so far, with the same message.