My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.

Well, if I were you I would get my car out of there. And flee the country just in case.

It has been 5 minutes already and I simply cannot get a proper message no matter what combination I try.

Mom loves you, but if this stuff happens one more time then you will certainly have a bad tasting toothbrush.

So looks like I need to try my luck once again. Just that I’ve eaten 80 cookies so far, with the same message.

Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!

Having a technical illiterate mum can prove to be extremely hilarious in some cases.

I got some problems because my tire blew up. Here is a photo I've just downloaded from the Internet to prove my point.

Who would have thought that this printer was meant to actually print. Thanks Ubuntu for a clear, precise and helpful error message. I'm going back to Windows.