So looks like I need to try my luck once again. Just that I’ve eaten 80 cookies so far, with the same message.

Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!

Having a technical illiterate mum can prove to be extremely hilarious in some cases.

I got some problems because my tire blew up. Here is a photo I've just downloaded from the Internet to prove my point.

Who would have thought that this printer was meant to actually print. Thanks Ubuntu for a clear, precise and helpful error message. I'm going back to Windows.

Please delete this pic of mahboob immediately. I'm so insecure.

Have a good time at Disney Land, son.

At least she was sober enough the next day to leave this note.

I'm interested in buying your dong and also taking it for a test drive.

You ain't cool until you pee your pants. Trust me.