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That drink is probably cold enough by now.
This happens all the time, freezer, oven, child in the basement...
Not even alcohol can make you attractive now.
If you leave your child unattended you will get so much more when you eventually pick him up.
Why don't you go out after this last drink? Some of us might want to go home eventually.
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So I guess I'll need a can opener for this.
These guys totally get us! I'll need to properly stock on all the accessories for tonight's game!
I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?