They copied everything, even Red Bull.
After the pool started to lose its water they eventually placed this sign up.
Get your instant energy right now with the new Duracell energy drink.
That drink is probably cold enough by now.
This happens all the time, freezer, oven, child in the basement...
Not even alcohol can make you attractive now.
Why don't you go out after this last drink? Some of us might want to go home eventually.
So I guess I'll need a can opener for this.