The secret is never panic, always organize. You'll win!

That's just so true... My sleeping methods may be wrong.

How do you call men who make "woman in kitchen" jokes? Single.

Barking dog never bites.. Sure, you got trolled. You got it all wrong!

Trust me, I know how to spell my name. It's not a trap, I really know.

You thought there's only a few moustaches styles? You were wrong. There are lots.

The difference between what you think you cuddling with you cat will look like, and the reality, is huge.

Common sense is really like a deodorant. The people who need it the most just won't use it...

That's the truth. Internet really is a hole, a trap.

Ah... we just laugh and laugh and then we take a nap. Yep, I know, priceless.