Once upon a time I had a life, then suddenly, I got an internet connection and... oh well...

Who would've thought that dating women can have these rules?

I didn't make it to the gym today. That's... uhm, a new personal record, 5 years in a row!

Ever wondered what peeing in the morning could be compared to? Well.. peeing in the morning is like this.

If you want to be a smartass, first, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.

I'm the king, but only during the week of payday. Rest of the month... Hey, can you lend me some money please?

Limitless? Nah, there are limits. Even the nicest people have their limits.

Mind-blown, totally mind blown. I bet you weren't expecting this one. Now, try to sleep.

Thinking too much, well, overthinking, causes lots of problems. So thinking too much is causing problems, lots of problems. You get it? No you don't.. HAH, just kidding! OVERTHINKIIIIIIIING

Indeed, police on bikes. Man, that's really funny, hahah, just imagine it!