The differences are... astonishing. Quite huge differences.

Three horrible facts for every monday. Hahahah. ENJOY.

When someone you don't know likes your comment... Oh epic win, epic win. AND I LOVE YOU, RANDOM STRANGER!

Huge difference. Isn't it just a shame? The difference between your profile photo and a tagged photo.

Oh no, cat evolution, beware! Embrace yourselves, cat evolution I said!

Of course I'm not lazy. It is called selective participation, you don't know nothing about it.

Okay... today I am lazy. Nah... Gotta get away from the bed but can't get too far.

Unicorns are real, we just call them rhinos. It's true.

The most important meal of the day is coffee. Yay, coffee!

It really doesn't matter how big and bad you are. When a kid gives you a toy phone, you do answer it.