Ohhhh greaaat, that's really great! They unfriended me. Thanks, you were faster, hehe.

That's one difference between a friend and a best friend. You can trust them with everything, except a few things, haha.

Watch yourself in the mirror, play with the mirror, it's funny, hahaha!

Everybody has an idiot friend, that's something for sure. It's one of the life's rules - having a idiot friend.

We can't deny it. We've all been there and seen that.

I'm sure you love your dog, so did he...

I'm just using you as a support on in this crowd. There's nothing between us, ok?

Get you very own DJ voice with you. Get a friend who stutters.

Not a man's best friend until he shares a beer with you.

I'm not begging for money, I'm begging for some friends.