I got the delivery of my fragile mirror that I shall use to gaze at my ass.
This service really sucks. You are kept here and you wait for someone to come and wash your hands, yet nobody does!
It took me way more time to get this picture than I would be comfortable sharing.
Remember when hanging CDs or those fluffy dice was the norm in everyone's car? Well, 2020 came and changed all that.
I look pretty happy today. And I can't stop smiling no matter what.
This driver is going to have a good laugh when he checks his back while driving.
When choosing your new car it's important to have it colored with the same color as your duct tape. Sooner or later the 2 will eventually come into contact.
Assume you look awful so it's better not to go out today.
This time there is absolutely no chance anyone is sneaking up on me from behind.
Why pay the extra money to get a new mirror for your car when you have a plank and a shiny metal plate?