The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

I am soo deep into the friend zone that she got me a small statue for my achievements.

If you think this would be weird imagine being there with 3 other friends. You have the window seat. You have already finished.

When you've become a chair for some girl, that's when you know you are in the zone.

You know you got to let go of your friendship when this is all you ever talk about.

Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, Lasagna.

At least I can live with myself and I accept me for who I am. Alone

Now that, folks, is the difference between a friend and a best friend.

That moment when your best friend is talking to a person you don't agree... ARGHHHHH!

Ohhhh greaaat, that's really great! They unfriended me. Thanks, you were faster, hehe.