Okay okay, so... they aren't afraid to get on the dining table but they're afraid to get down off the table. HUH?!

On the one paw... there's fish. On the other paw, that's water... Nah.

I wanted to sleep on the keyboard but there's no one using it.... Arghh...

Hmm... now this seems to be a convenient place to sit. I'll lay down over here.

Hey dog, you got a great body. Hahahahah, what about logic?!

I know, I know, it may sound complicated. But it's not. It's actually VERY complicated.

Your call is extremely important to us.. so... listen to our flute song. blah blah!

If it's dirty but folded, it's not dirty. Hmm.. come on, we're nothing like this!

Sometimes women grab their boobs because... because they can. Yeah.

I really want to sleep on the keyboard, but there's no one using the computer at the moment.