Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.
Want to make your phone disappear overnight? Just grab it on the way to the pub and make sure at least 15 beers end up on your tab.
Every time those damn telemarketers call you just use this proven tactic.
Your call is extremely important to us.. so... listen to our flute song. blah blah!
When Chuck Norris gives you a call, there are no other options.
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