There clearly is a free will and I can prove it by going to page 72.

Everybody loves fart jokes. Of course we do!

Auuuutchhhhh, stop it! It really hurts. I just can't... I can't.. ARGHHHH!

Hey dog, you got a great body. Hahahahah, what about logic?!

Huuuh? Oh... I see now, it's an optical illusion. Yes yes, I know, well played, I. Hahah.

Excuse me, have you seen my head? It's like not too big, but not too small, no beard and no moustache?!