Seriously, with such a vehicle there is absolutely no chance of being unable to park.

I don't know about you but I wouldn't risk leaving my car in that spot.

Even flying carpets need a place to park.

I'm not going to play by the rules so better piss on this sign.

Do not park in the handicapped spot ever again!

Only high people may ride here.

I'm bending the rules.

And they took 2 spots, the bastards!

So where should we park now?

If you are going to park there, at lease use only one spot.