Remember that it's not the result that matters, it's the intent.
May I get one of those plastic thingies that you can place stuff into? I will make sure to dump it responsibly in the ocean when I'm done with it.
These plastic surgeons these days... they can't seem to know their limits!
Have metal splinters flying around? Why not protect yourself with a basic transparent bag? Everybody knows that safety glasses are just an expensive option for unprofessional workers.
The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.
Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.
You broke your headlight? Why pay for a new one when you can stick this plastic box on top. Easy, clear and cheap.
Now how am I supposed to fit this banana in here?
If you don't want to eat some plastic flavored steak then remember to get your tools out of the frying pan.
Hmm... Plastic surgery for ducks. Expected this one? I don't think so.