What's a construction worker going to do without a spoon? Make one!
So you have an old milk jug laying around? So you have no money for any home repairs? So you have some heavy duty scissors?
I'm too broke for another shower head so we can at least recycle some plastic bottles.
Remember that it's not the result that matters, it's the intent.
May I get one of those plastic thingies that you can place stuff into? I will make sure to dump it responsibly in the ocean when I'm done with it.
These plastic surgeons these days... they can't seem to know their limits!
Have metal splinters flying around? Why not protect yourself with a basic transparent bag? Everybody knows that safety glasses are just an expensive option for unprofessional workers.
The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.
Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.
You broke your headlight? Why pay for a new one when you can stick this plastic box on top. Easy, clear and cheap.