You cannot escape the Internet. You are stuck here forever.

Please carry me human, for I have given my last breath on this path.

Yeah puppy, you're really good. You'll be lucky with the ladies.

I really mean it, don't joke around. None shall pass! Hmm... please?

Of course we can see you, silly puppy, you're not a flower! Haha!

It's true.. resistence is futile, look at his face... Look into his eyes. You're next!

Okay, that's the face you can't refuse. Never. Ever. Let's play!

Hey pal, I'm just going to sit on you. It's comfortable!

Arghhh.... SERIOUSLY, leave me alone! What do you want from me? Leave me alone!

Hi! I just dropped by to wish you a greaaat day and don't forget to smile!