I don't get it. I've been following these instructions perfectly and yet my hands are still dirty. This soap thing sucks.
Someone surely wants a raise. Such passion. Such commitment to go above and beyond to satisfy the customer's cleaning needs is rarely seen.
This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.
Why should I bother to pour this liquid soap into the dispenser? I'll just stick it on the top.
A quite unhygienic advice to give to your Facebook followers.
We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.
We know you are going to steal it anyway so why not just come clean with it.