Listen, human! I don't want you leaving any fruits inside MY bowl. I hope you enjoy the banana I've sat on!
Face sitting is the new way to protest against war.
This cat really knows how to win the most awkward places to sit contest. Good job kitty! Mission accomplished!
Okay.... This place is great. I am going to sit here. Yeah, great place indeed.
If it fits, I sits. Cat logic, seems legit.
Normal people and me, two different things. Watch this!
This cat is sitting like a sir! The cat is sitting with style, class. Good job cat!
Hey cat, don't sit on the keyboard, you heard me?! Oh, okay. I'm not sitting on the keyboard. Problem fixed!
I've been sitting over here all day long... I think I'm tired, but I'm also bored....
If you haven't managed to aim properly then just take a seat like the ladies.