Every time my cat sees me trying to work, she jumps right on my keyboard.

Me? Playing at work? What ever made you think that?

Looks like I pissed off the IT guy one too many times. This time I only got a black eye, who knows what could happen next.

This guy really needs a pet. Until then this keyboard will taste the sidewalk.

Once again it seems that she has lost her control.

The laptop is too far away. It seemed like the only thing to do was use an external keyboard.

Either get a new laptop or be prepared to dig in your dog's droppings.

Oh no, there's no escape. I just keep hitting the ESC key but nothing..

Enough. I'm taking control, that's it!

That's quite... worrying. It seems that he took control, we got to take control back, haha.