The stories you start to find while using the toilet are more extreme than ever.

Of course it's funny but also, it's pretty true. Hahah!

I just found the story of my life... Long story short.

Cool story, bro. I bet that taxi driver kicked your ...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.... I think too much, I know. I've been thinking about this, that I am thinking too much of thinking too much. Thinkception.

Awesome feeling when listening to a story and knowing when the one who tells the story lies. Really cool.

Cool story bro, but please don't tell it again. Never ever again. Thanks!

You know it's true... No good story ever started with eating a salad, indeed.

I'm really sick... and extremely bored, pleeeeasee, tell me a story!

Yeah, whatever you say babe, now get back into the kitchen.