Electric or not, we still need some big ol' horns on the car. You know, so that we impale the pedestrians if we get the chance.

This Sunday it's time for the Texas Testicle Festival. Invite your whole family to take part in our awesome event.

Meanwhile in Texas... Going to shopping with your horse.

It's really hot in Texas. Look, they've installed fans outside... Hmm... Don't think so hahahah.