Jesus is everywhere and so are the germs. So wash while praying.
Seems that Jesus took the wheel after all. Just too late and not the one I was referring to.
I'm going to be as clear as I can about this. And you better not interpret these yourself and simply come up with a new version!
Jesus, please go to aisle 9, Jesus go to aisle 9. There is some leftover water that needs to be made into wine.
It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.
The passion of the crust is back on the small screen. Own it on DVD today.
Jesus needs a lift. Will you do the christian thing and take him on his journey?
Another unknown artist has developed the whining Jesus art. This is why not anybody should be working in design.
Suffice to say, Jesus was not welcome at the bar since his little wine trick.
In ancient times, Jesus always needed to be explicit with some of his more geeky followers.