I bet this accesory will have a lot of fans, women. So.. If you want to break jaws like a princess, try this one.

So... I heard you like dating, wanna hang out with me? Let's date!

Indeed, see this dog? He got his nuts cutt of by his owner. The dog still loves his owner. Now that's what I call true love!

Hey dog, how's it going? Cool glasses, but ugly clothes, hahahah!

I love you laaamp, aww! SHUT UP, MARTIN! Hahahahahahah, lamp is talking!

Don't grow up, it's a trap! Trust the sign... been there, done that, true that.

I just can't find the perfect formula. At night I can't sleep, in the morning I can't wake up.

I did not slapped you. I high-fived you in the face, it's a huge difference!

True, even if you hate everything like the guy in this photo, everybody loves Hula Hoops!

You're under a rest. Watch out, be careful and think wise!