As a project manager I can confirm that this is exactly how it went with my wife.

Unfortunately I was almost 5 centuries late when I bought this milk jug. Hope the milk is still ok though.

I used to like my life before the actual food I'm eating had text written all over it.

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

Who says you can't have a relationship with your bike?

Of course I do have a date? What do you take me for? A moron?

You want a date? What hour will you be available?

Will you... uhmm... go on a date with me?

It's amazing but nerds can get hot dates too.

Do you want to date with me? Choose from the options.