Not. My. Fries.
We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.
A bike romance
Who says you can't have a relationship with your bike?
A date for Valentine's
Of course I do have a date? What do you take me for? A moron?
Want a date?
You want a date? What hour will you be available?
Will you... uhmm... go on a date with me?
It's amazing but nerds can get hot dates too.
Asking a girl out
Do you want to date with me? Choose from the options.
A date with a monkey
So... I heard you like dating, wanna hang out with me? Let's date!
Valentine's day priceless
That exact look on your face after spending all that money on her...
Read books, not cans
This probably went on for years until someone decided to finally read the expiration date.