Unfortunately I was almost 5 centuries late when I bought this milk jug. Hope the milk is still ok though.
I used to like my life before the actual food I'm eating had text written all over it.
We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.
Who says you can't have a relationship with your bike?
Of course I do have a date? What do you take me for? A moron?
You want a date? What hour will you be available?
Will you... uhmm... go on a date with me?
It's amazing but nerds can get hot dates too.
Do you want to date with me? Choose from the options.
So... I heard you like dating, wanna hang out with me? Let's date!