I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.
Better start sending out these invites. She is definitely interested so we are going to jump directly into the wedding!
How to tell that somebody doesn't speak English is by giving them a funny tshirt and see them walk down the street wearing it.
Everybody has a special set of reasons for loving thei mum. This little kid certainly has got his priorities straight.
Just why would somebody wear "help" around their necks?
Who says you can't have a relationship with your bike?
Thank God for putting some food on the table every now and then. Praise the Lord and send forth more missionaries please.
Oh, you ran into a pole. That's too bad. Sorry, but I've got more pressing business I need to attend to.
Santa is supposed to love Christmas so I don't see what the big deal about this statement is.
Let's cut to the chase. Enough romance. Give my deserved piece of chocolate.