You might want to get this tattoo from somebody who is not too young to know basic grammar.
He will be forever remembered as the one who did the touching of so many fortunate souls.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.
I will have no regerts until the day I die. Who cares about spelling.
That's seems close enough. That's what the Joker looks like, isn't it?
Let's just live until we die.