So what do you do when your girlfriend dumps you? Either find another one with the same name or get creative!

Just imagine that some hair is here and walk away.

When the obvious brand logo on the shoes isn't enough to show your support for the company, why not get some matching tattoos?

You might want to get this tattoo from somebody who is not too young to know basic grammar.

He will be forever remembered as the one who did the touching of so many fortunate souls.

Poor old Franklin looks like he was severely burnt on his face. At least money talks.

This is how you make sure you are not boarding any planes in the future.

Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.

Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.

I will have no regerts until the day I die. Who cares about spelling.