Leave that poor clown and come dine with a real king.
I present to you my kid.
This little guy sure has a huge ego. One day perhaps he will be king.
Look at this... Awesome dog, he's the most awesome dog.
This dog is awesome, he's the king of dogs. He's living the dog dream, as you can see.
Hurry!!! Save yourselves, can't you read? Unattended children will be given to the Goblin King.
So... Let me introduce you to Parrot King!
My name is Big Dog G, and I'm ya king. Swag!
I don't need no fancy sportscar. I can have my slaves carry me.
Ever heard of king Tut's faithful servant, king Mutt?