"Climbing on rocks strictly prohibited". But if I cannot read then it doesn't apply to me.

Yeah, I know it looks weird, but we needed to move this rock, it's too heavy to lift in the car and we don't have a pickup truck. Any other ideas?

Playing Scrabble on the couch? Neah, who has time for that boring place? I'll be going to some vertical cliff and play it there.

Real men drink jack on the big, natural rocks.

Facebook should really look into adding different hand gestures to posts. Sometimes I really need to mark something that rocks.

I present to you my kid.

Little Billy always seemed to be different then the others.

Don't ever park in that place, man.

When capsizing the raft it's better to go under the water in style.

All girls should be grateful if they get even a small rock thrown in their direction.