Now that's another way of enjoying chess.

Well.. if you need us, call us!

I wonder about the wireless technology.. specially now.

Well.. I think it's worth but you woooon't like what you'll find in a few seconds..

No, seriously, this can't be true. Please tell me that everything is a joke, I really can't beeeelieve it!!

You have unlocked the expert mode. Complete this level to become a peeing expert.

If I were you I'd use the other one just to be safe.

You said you needed your personal space so now you can easily hide behind this cardboard.

This is why I hate going to the bathroom in public places.

No wonder it will take you a whole hour to take a dump.