Couldn’t afford a real one, so I’ll play pretend until pay day :(
I just wander around and hold cardboards. It's a free country so what's your problem if a man simply wants to enjoy his hobbies?
At least the thieves gave their best effort to avoid detection as long as possible.
You said you needed your personal space so now you can easily hide behind this cardboard.
Wath out, the end is nearer than you think. OMG, here it is!
Gotta get this cardboard to the recycling plant ASAP.
As it seems quite obvious, we need more cardboard. So send us some, mum.
Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.