Couldn’t afford a real one, so I’ll play pretend until pay day :(
I just wander around and hold cardboards. It's a free country so what's your problem if a man simply wants to enjoy his hobbies?
At least the thieves gave their best effort to avoid detection as long as possible.
Gotta get this cardboard to the recycling plant ASAP.
Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.