Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!
Feeling lonely on the toilet? Why not get a friend to help pass the time?
We know that watching porn in public is difficult. Now you can get this perfect solution to both your cold hands and the prying eyes of others.
With all those stalkers running around you can never be too safe with your online privacy.
For those of you who want to show off their special potty habits, there is this public John.
Just in case you want to share your special shitty moment with a friend. Nothing too awkward.
Now with all the NSA stuff going on, you can be sure nobody ever feels lonely again.
Don't you worry a bit. Just call the NSA and have them give you back any personal information.
You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.
Ummm... what? Privacy? What privacy do you need?