Look, I made this! Cool, cool, ain't he something?
Ohh... okay, here we go again. Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Stop it, really, I don't want to play anymore. Hahahah
How do I put this? You won't be able to sleep in again. Never, ever, never, ever.
Indeed, the worst babysitter in the whole wide world... Hah, whaddaya say about that..
Who would buy this for his baby? In fact, which baby would understand HTML?
Daddy does my hair. I know I have a cool hair.
I really like those epic baby t-shirts, hahah. Epic winning.
Really, you ain't got teeth? NOT EVEN ONE? AT LEAST ONE?