My beautiful baby is going to be tattooed permanently on my back.
Apparently someone never got to read that instruction. Remember that not reading the manual ends up with having weird results.
Got a baby screaming his guts off in an airplane? Just stuff him inside here and don't worry about a thing until the plane lands.
So what will it be today? The baby shower or the gun show?
I think I'll take a nap right now and here.
There were too many complaints of babies crying in the dumpster so this label was introduced.
We need to teach them about those zombies from an early age. You never know when the next attack comes and we need to prepare the next generation.
When I said wrap the baby this isn't what I had in mind.
There's no need to run any DNA test. This right here is the best proof.