Your current position won't last long so grab them while it's still considered cute and innocent.
Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.
I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?
Get your own baby now! Girls come with 50% discounts.
We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.
Apparently for some designers, baby changing involves pissing on someone's face.