Your current position won't last long so grab them while it's still considered cute and innocent.

Be sure to take advantage of your innocence while being a kid and just grab all the breasts you can before it becomes socially unacceptable.

The parents of 2013 are complete retards. And this is unquestionable proof to that statement.

Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.

I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?

Daddy needs some milk too, you know.

Get your own baby now! Girls come with 50% discounts.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.

Apparently for some designers, baby changing involves pissing on someone's face.

The most efficient way to get rid of a man is illustrated here. Pay attention because this might save your life one day.