So I bought all these books to help me teach myself how to fix the furniture.
Every time my cat sees me trying to work, she jumps right on my keyboard.
Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.
We either change the part, weld it together or go with our 3rd, cheapest option. What will it be, sir?
You think anybody will notice? This glass is as good as new now.
Fixing broken leafs has never been easier. Just grab a used toothpick, add some transparent duct tape and voila. The leaf is as good as new.
That wooden pole cracked after yesterday's thunderstorm? No worries, I've got a lifetime supply of duct tape at home so we'll fix this in no time.
There, all fixed. We'll just grab the ladder and go... damn! We've done it again.
Sir, just make sure you don't open your blind or we'll all die from asphyxiation. Enjoy your flight!
Why change the pipe? This can be easily fixed with some rubber band, see?