Please please please, just five more minutes, I really need them. Please, come on!

Sometimes I wish this was true. Go to bed now, nite-nite!

This girafa had a hard day, needs some sleep.. Yup.

Now, and a few hours later. Before and after, hahah!

Whenever the girlfriend is out of town I get to sleep in my bed the way I want.

Keep this up and you'll end up with the same single bed at 30.

I will always have you in my dreams. Except when there is someone else sleeping with me.

In the morning you will have an awesome wake up call. You'll get completely wet.

If you ain't got a girl, mind as well be prepared for the cat.

I told you to wake up and go to school. I'm not saying that again.