The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

Please take me, my two kids, two dogs and our cat. You'll love us!

Tom decided he had something better in mind so now we need to hire someone else who doesn't suck.

After giving it a try, this was all I could come up with. Close enough.

If you ain't got a girl, mind as well be prepared for the cat.

Guess what time it is. We have to get going right now.

When sitting behind another guy don't let your face betray you.

What not to do in a publi toilet.