Clearly these pillows were chosen by my wife.

The best kind of news I can get in the morning is right here.

So if you ever feel like hitting the snooze button and spending a few more hours in bed, just thing about getting dressed like this so you can sleep throughout the day. Anytime, anywhere.

The perfect couple for the perfect bed.

Some people take things too seriously. Like sleeping with a gun under your pillow.

Admit it, you do this all the time.

Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.

Get away from me, human. I need my beauty sleep.

Come on, it's night time. Time to wake up, human.

You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.