Pole romance
  
  
    
      That's quite a nice light couple.
    
   
 
  Til' you want me
  
  
    
      Not even alcohol can make you attractive now.
    
   
 
  Almost nailed the position
  
  
    
      The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.
    
   
 
  Follow me
  
  
    
      Give me your leg and let's go and see the world!
    
   
 
  No kids and more money
  
  
    
      So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!
    
   
 
  Me vs others
  
  
    
      I simply love my computer so please don't judge.
    
   
 
  Marriage blame flowchart
  
  
    
      It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.
    
   
 
  Embrace yourself
  
  
    
      Get ready to embrace yourself because nobody else will do it.
    
   
 
  Our bed
  
  
    
      The perfect couple for the perfect bed.
    
   
 
  Act when I'm in the mood
  
  
    
      Sadly, most women think exactly like this.