Not even alcohol can make you attractive now.

The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

Give me your leg and let's go and see the world!

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

I simply love my computer so please don't judge.

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

Get ready to embrace yourself because nobody else will do it.

The perfect couple for the perfect bed.

Sadly, most women think exactly like this.

When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.